Pants on fire

Donald,
You have been caught lying multiple times.  But the wiretapping lie was a big one. Why won't you let it go?  And how can you state now you weren't talking about wiretapping but maybe some other form of surveillance?  Maybe your microwave was spying on you?  The FBI director and the Dept. of Justice both state you are full of crap in your accusation.  So let it go.  You lied and you were caught. End of story.
One last point, of Obama made the same accusation of you, I am pretty sure you would be suing him for defamation.  You are someone who has sued more than almost anyone else.  So you are lucky that Obama is a good person, because if shoes were reversed we all know what would happen.

Trump will destroy world poem

Donald Trump will destroy the world as we know it,

He has someone with Nazi beliefs as primary advisor,

He thinks it is okay to just grab some pus__ and tit,  

He will help the rich and screw the poor.

Pollution is not the least of his concern,

Global warming he thinks is a myth,

He will sit in air conditioning as the world does burn,

All this because he has the brain of a neolith.

He wants to have more nuclear bombs,

He cares not about the financial or human cost,

And to use them he has no qualms,

As he and Bannon might survive a nuclear holocaust.

He does not care about the worlds diversity,

And cares for you only if you are rich and white, 

As he has never faced any adversity,

Or ever suffered any blight.

If you are Muslim you must go,

With his ban he will not let you in,

Because he fears what he does not know,

As he drinks his gin.

Healthcare he knows is not simple, 

Yet he reforms it to something worse,

And much like a big pimple,

No one can help it, not even a nurse.

He makes some stupid grand accusation,

Of wiretapping his phones ordered by Obama,

Which is against the laws of this nation, 

Which tweeted out like a llama.

The truth does not matter,

When he tweets at 2 in the morning

As he gets much fatter,

And the country sits in mourning.

Because oh what a horrible president you are,

Caring about only yourself,

You want to be a czar,

But are merely a stupid elf.

Donald You crazy

Donald,
Today you accused President Obama of wiretapping you at the Trump tower.  You offered NO evidence.  From what I have read there has been denials from everyone except some wacko right wing sociopaths.
So let's contemplate why you did this.

• You are trying to get the news off the Trump Russia connection that keeps coming up with new angles as information comes out.
• The Russians bugged you and you do not want the world to know what they found out, so you are trying to cast blame on Obama who your supporters as a whole do not like.  So if something comes out from those Russian bugs you try to scapegoat Obama.
• You get all your news and world information from disreputable sources and believe that Elvis is still alive and JFK was an alien from another planet.
• You had a nightmare and tweeted this in a cold sweat by mistake.
• You believe everything you tweet is true.  Which means you are delusional.
• You don't care if you tweet falsehoods because you are hoping that some people believe them and will take your side and follow your lead on how to deal with the fake news.  Thus, the Trump voters will start going after Obama and ignore the ugly truths about you.
• You are extremely jealous that Obama has a double to triple better approval rating compared to you so you are trying to damage him.
• And lastly, if the FBI or Justice dept are doing surveillance, they seem to have just cause.  And they are not Obama, they were doing what they are supposed to be doing, trying to keep our country safe.

The world is waiting for the evidence.  By the way it does make you seem really stupid to make such absurd accusations without a shred of evidence.

Sincerely,