Pardon

 Donald,

I am establishing some rules for you to provide a pardon:

• Be a crazy MAGA person
• Give some group of mine a crap load of money
• Make it known that they really really like you Donald
• Nice sized bribes are always nice
• Being white helps and a white collar criminal helps also
• Probably most important is to deserve imprisonment for real crimes
• Please add 

Interestingly you have stated other presidents are corrupt, but truthfully has there ever been one as corrupt as you,

Sincerely posted,

Alcatraz

 Donald,

How are you?  I hear you want to reopen Alcatraz? I think that is a wonderful idea. I know how you are against politicizing the justice department but you seem to be doing this at extreme levels in the name of retribution against anyone who has crossed you in anyway. You know what is interesting is that retribution can go both ways. So in 3+ years when the country tires of Trumpism and you, a new leader will take over and guess what?  They might have a grand time of retribution against you and your family and give you all great views of the San Francisco Bay from an Alcatraz prison cell.

One can only hope,