Pardons for sale

 Donald,

How much does a pardon cost?

I think you have some pardon rules?

-Must be a MAGA

-You have to pledge to help me or have helped me, legally or illegally 

-Being rich helps

-Help my family make money

-Never ever in the future speak badly of me or my family

-Try really hard to not commit further crimes (this isn’t that important)

-Being attractive helps

-Promise to lie to protect me in the future 

-Tell me I am very smart and very handsome (this isn’t that pretty important)

-Agree with everything I say or do (even if you don’t, just don’t oppose anything I do or say)

So Donald how much does a pardon cost,

Sincerely 

Gerrymandering

 Donald,

I hope you are having a good week, but based on election results doesn’t look like it.

I guess you were concerned about this election and the midterms with your poor job ratings.  While you were not on the ballot, you are directly responsible for the results.

This gets me to cheating.  Gerrymandering is cheating.  You are a pretty dishonest person so it does not surprise me you would have your honchos try to stack the deck in your favor, however, you are probably surprised by the extreme countering of your efforts.  Unfortunately as a result no one really wins, but maybe you will hold the house in the midterms?  Based on this past Tuesday the people have spoken about your job performance and the chances of holding the house are decreasing.

I know in your life cheating and lying have benefited you greatly, let’s hope that the gerrymandering does not in the end benefit you.

Peace to you